Mac Berns Celebrates Latest Acquisition
Moorhead, MN – On July 11, MacDalton Berns announced the hiring of Augustus “Auggie” Berns as Office Infant. As a recent graduate of the U, Augustus brings a fresh face and unlimited potential to the team.
“My wife and I are really excited,” Absolute marketing advisor, Mac Berns said. “We’re working with him around the clock to nurture his skills. His growth over the last nine months has been extraordinary. He’s still pretty raw right now, but I see a lot of potential.”
Before entering the world with his new title of infant, Auggie spent nine months in his role as fetus. Auggie was unable to comment on his new role as a baby, but Mac added this:
“It’s challenging anytime you’re in a new environment. In his old position, I think Auggie felt really bottled up, like he was just treading water as he was expanding with the cellular division. Now, he’s got a great support staff, a healthy physique and his eyes are wide open to the new experiences all around him. He cries from time to time, but we just have to keep reminding him to try and hold his head up. He’ll eventually take hold, develop those fine motor skills and latch on to what’s in store.”
Everyone at Absolute is thrilled to see the new addition to the Berns family and the Absolute team. We want to congratulate Mac and Shar Berns on the new addition and wish them well as they embark on the wondrous journey of parenthood.